Nature Sceptic Pillows

'They're still cheaper overseas.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

The Mainstream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Crystal Ball Plug

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."