Science Skeptic Pillows

"Just one more..."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'And so, in closing, I believe we ought to launch a more vigorous membership drive.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'I don't know - there's been a lot of science fraud taking place recently.'

'Of course, the really big money is in junk science.'

The Science Without Foundation Foundation

Here Lies Jeff: He Did His Own Research

"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Stop Animal Testing

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

'I must tell you that the drug that cured you has been proven completely ineffective.'

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

"This evolution show is a crock! There's no way we evolved."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I too have heard that G.M. crops are low risk."

Modern Inquisition.

"Do you believe in evolution?"

'Not only is science wrong on evolution! They haven't proved to us that the Earth orbits the Sun!!'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Anti-Vaxx Town

"I still say it's only a theory."

"In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback."

Oklahoma Legislature Redefining Science

Science deniers Soc.

Alternative Medicine

"My constituents didn't elect me to worry about scientific theories..."

"Me, the more I learn about physics, the less I believe my mum actually jumped over the moon..."

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."