Sci-fi Skeptic Pillows

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Alternative Medicine

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Tokyo City Limits

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Science deniers Soc.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."