Literary Skeptic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their reading nook with our literary skeptic pillows. Comfortable and witty, these pillows celebrate a love of books and a skeptical perspective.

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'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!'

'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!' mockup

'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!'

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks." mockup

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

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'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.' mockup

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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"God works in mysterious ways."

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'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?' mockup

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

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"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date." mockup

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

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'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.' mockup

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable." mockup

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

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'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?' mockup

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

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"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me." mockup

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

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'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.' mockup

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

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"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me." mockup

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

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"And you're telling me this because?" mockup

"And you're telling me this because?"

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"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like." mockup

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

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'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.' mockup

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

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"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

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