Space Skeptic Pillows

First Cynic in Space

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Alternative Medicine

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I don't like space."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I totally meant to do that."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"