Space Junk Cynic Pillows

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Chalk Bored

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

First Cynic in Space

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

America First on Mars

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

Moon Vacuuming

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

Uneven room.

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

Moon Dump