Space Junk Cynic Gifts

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

Chalk Bored

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

First Cynic in Space

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Welcome to the end of time!"

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

"Your sun is very active."

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Moon Vacuuming

America First on Mars

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

Uneven room.

'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'