Space Satirist Gifts

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Moon Dump

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'