Space Satire Lover Gifts

If that gasbag call me a "dwarf planet" one more time ....

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

First attempt at the Big Bang

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

The History of GM Food

Grown for Flavour

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

"Budget? What budget?"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

There do not seem to be any side effects from the medication that we can see.

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."