Space Satire Seeker Gifts

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Vampire Weekday

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Dead & Breakfast.

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"I thought I was a writer, but it turned out to be a chemical imbalance."

Michael Moore.

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

Moon Vacuuming

'I'll keep your application on file in case something else comes up.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

'This will help me find the wisdom of the ages and increase my penis size...'

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

"You can't imagine the stress I'm under."

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

10 Commandments Bar.