Sci-fi Satire Seeker Gifts

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

iDeasy

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Lab rat dreams.

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Grown for Flavour

Vampire Weekday

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

The History of GM Food

"Budget? What budget?"