Sci-fi Satire Lover Gifts

"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

The POKEY POKEY Star!

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'You watching the Science Fiction channel, Hon?'

Alien disguised as a Recycling waste bin.

"They'll be landing soon."

A*****e Aliens Sales Presentation.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'