Sci-fi Satire Lover Gifts

'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'

"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

The POKEY POKEY Star!

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'You watching the Science Fiction channel, Hon?'

Alien disguised as a Recycling waste bin.

"They'll be landing soon."

Cyber Mansplaining

A*****e Aliens Sales Presentation.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

I told you we were late!

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."