Sci-fi Satire Enthusiast Gifts

"No, it wasn't love at first sight. I'm dating the invisible man."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Lab rat dreams.

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"