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"No, it wasn't love at first sight. I'm dating the invisible man."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

I told you we were late!

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Lab rat dreams.