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A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

How a Civil Servant saved mankind...

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Dr. Roo.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

So You've Cloned Yourself

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

'Take us to your lead.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

'Conference on premature ejaculation'

Bumper Car UFO.