Sci-fi Parody Enthusiast Gifts

Fare Evader

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Take me to your Larder!"

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Hedge of two moo cows

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

The Insiders

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"