Sci-fi Satire Buff Gifts

The Dank Side

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Take me to your Larder!"

I told you we were late!

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Lab rat dreams.

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company