Sci-fi Satire Fan Gifts

Alien abduction

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Dr. Roo.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

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"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

I told you we were late!

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."