Sci-fi Satire Lovers Gifts

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

So You've Cloned Yourself

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

The History of GM Food

"You not so special just cause walk upright."