Scifi Satire Fans Gifts

"Radical right or radical left?"

Dr. Roo.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

So You've Cloned Yourself

In my day, they didn

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Field Trip!

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'We need more cake shows!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"You not so special just cause walk upright."