Sci-fi Satire Admirer Gifts

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

Pied piper.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"This is why I told you not to name it."

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

Grown for Flavour

'After hours at the piano lab.'

The History of GM Food

There do not seem to be any side effects from the medication that we can see.

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.