Scifi Satire Fans Pillows

"Radical right or radical left?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

So You've Cloned Yourself

Field Trip!

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We need more cake shows!'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"