Sci-fi Comedy Fan Gifts

"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Your dinner's in 1966.

Dr. Roo.

Bait & Tackle

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The Missing Sock Returns

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

Flying sauces.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

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Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"