Sci-fi Humor Lover Gifts

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Take me to your lieder.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

Alien Builder.

"The doctor has your probe results ready, Mr. Stewart."

"I'm so sorry. He just bolted out in front of me. I couldn't stop!"

"Oh no! It's the Greys from next door!!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

"Our instrument shows that they are a 95% gas-based life-form..."

'Are you sure you're the new Doctor? You don't look old enough.'

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

"Moron still has his tractor beam on."

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

Celestial Check Point.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I don't think we need to worry too much about an invasion -- they left the lights on and locked the keys inside.'

Live long and prosper.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Moon Pies

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."