Sci-fi Humor Lover Prints

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Take me to your lieder.'

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

Alien Builder.

"The doctor has your probe results ready, Mr. Stewart."

"I'm so sorry. He just bolted out in front of me. I couldn't stop!"

"Oh no! It's the Greys from next door!!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Our instrument shows that they are a 95% gas-based life-form..."

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

"Moron still has his tractor beam on."

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

Celestial Check Point.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I don't think we need to worry too much about an invasion -- they left the lights on and locked the keys inside.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Moon Pies

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."