Sci-fi Humor Fan Prints

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

'Wallow in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Jabba the Trump

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Dr. Roo.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your Larder!"

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Flying sauces.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"