Sci-fi Humor Fan Mugs

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

'Wallow in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Flying sauces.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'