Sci-fi Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Dr. Roo.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

Hedge of two moo cows

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."