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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Dalek Marketing

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The Missing Sock Returns

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

The Pink Bantha

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

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"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

dog vs UFO...

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dr. Roo.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'