Sci-fi Humor Fans Gifts

Bumper Car UFO.

Never mind the next election...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

The life of penguins.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'