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Bumper Car UFO.

Never mind the next election...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

The life of penguins.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'