Fans Of Sci-fi Humor Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Take me to your Larder!"

Flying sauces.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Underweird bras."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Hedge of two moo cows

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."