Sci-fi Humor Lovers Pillows

'Ugh, hockey's really gotten boring since they started letting the aliens.'

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

The One That Newton Missed

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory