Sci-fi Humor Lovers Pillows

'Ugh, hockey's really gotten boring since they started letting the aliens.'

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

The One That Newton Missed

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."