Sci-fi Humor Appreciator Pillows

Dalek Sneeze

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dr. Roo.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Hedge of two moo cows