Sci-fi Comedy Enjoyer Pillows

"This is why I told you not to name it."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Apple Pie Abduction

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Dr. Roo.

The flies have landed.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."