Sci-fi Comedy Buff Pillows

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Dr. Roo.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Hear me, Graduates!

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

Luke Sleepwalker...