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"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Hear me, Graduates!

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"