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"Is that how yo do the Vulcan nerve grip?" "No, it's rheumatoid athritis."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Flying sauces.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Dr. Roo.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."