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"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Hedge of two moo cows

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"