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Science Friction.

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

"Probably midges"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

'There's no one called Gary here.'

'To show progress in space, we need to introduce conjugal visits.'

Take me to Yo' Mama.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"It's a good job we brought these anal probes with us. I've heard that this place is full of assholes..."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alien Assumption

How am I abducting?

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.