Sci-fi Comedy Lover Mugs

Science Friction.

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

"Probably midges"

Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that? Watching Star Wars. When Luke's x-wing fighter made it's attack-run at the Death Star, it looked like a screaming asterisk. I narrowed it down to either that or "Twirling Pizza." Wait ... don't tell me ... the Millennium Falcon dodging laser-fire. "Metal Bikini" was in the running, but it was just way too obvious.

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

'There's no one called Gary here.'

'To show progress in space, we need to introduce conjugal visits.'

Take me to Yo' Mama.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"It's a good job we brought these anal probes with us. I've heard that this place is full of assholes..."

UFO Golf Ball Mishap

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Ooops! Hey, guys... We got so busy watching their cat videos, we forgot to invade their planet!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alien Assumption

How am I abducting?