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Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Will Probe Anally for Food

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Flying sauces.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Pavlov's Blog."

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

Hedge of two moo cows

'Are there any more at home like you?'