Sci-fi Humorist Pillows

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"Take us to your leader. We'd like to interview him for our podcast."

Landfill on the Moon.

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

'Zylo, you know there's a leash law on this planet!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

One thing he had learned since his abduction was that human intelligence was not so highly regarded everywhere.

Well, whaddaya know, your insurance DOES cover probes. Check-Out.

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'What a relief. We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different from ours.'

'He says we're too far north for Moon Pies.'

Hello UFO-monitoring ? I wish to report an Anglosphere over Filmore and Van Ness.

Hedge of two moo cows

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Oh yeah? Well back home on planet Tharg, I'm considered to be something of a ladies man!"

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

'Gimme an anxyldroxyloz straight up with a twist!'

'Hi! -- We're here to volunteer for the Hillary campaign!'

"Our dark energy bill is through the roof, the stores are out of dark matter, and all our strange matter is being recalled! What in great galaxies is going on?"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Corn Aliens

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

"Genius!"

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"

"Luke, come over to the light side."

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

"It's alien life of low intelligence because message was a robocall."

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

"I only perform for the masters."

Jabba the Hutt does his bit for Covid-19

"Nothing to report, Houston. . . all quiet here!"

"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."