Sci-fi Humor Pillows

"Underweird bras."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Flan-eating bacteria

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ever killed a man?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Zika Epidemic

Close encounters of the turd kind...

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'