Sci-fi Humor Prints

"Underweird bras."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Take me to your Larder!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Flan-eating bacteria

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ever killed a man?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."