Sci-fi Humor Seeker Pillows

"Hold it - he's our national bird."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

Hedge of two moo cows

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"