Sci-fi Satire Seeker Pillows

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Lab rat dreams.

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

Grown for Flavour

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

'After hours at the piano lab.'

The History of GM Food

Vampire Weekday