Sci-fi Humor Seeker Gifts

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Hold it - he's our national bird."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Dr. Roo.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Hedge of two moo cows

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."