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Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Will Probe Anally for Food

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Flying sauces.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Pavlov's Blog."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

Hedge of two moo cows