Sci-fi Humorists Pillows

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'